More Respect

Being a stay stay at home Dad you develop more respect for toilets. I was on a flight recently and needed to relieve myself. I went to the toilet and when you are over 6ft that isn’t an easy thing. I thought to myself, aim well and aim true… Pre kids, I would have pee’d on the mirror mid turbulence and wouldn’t have given it a second thought.

I know what love is.

Love is putting your arm in a blocked toilet, knowing the poo you will pull out only has a 1 in 5 chance of being yours (not that getting yours would be much better)